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The Wild Odyssey of Joburg’s Recovery Radical

The Wild Odyssey of Joburg’s Recovery Radical

by MyRehab Wordpress | Feb 6, 2024 | Rehab Ruminations: A Parodic Peak into Rehab Realities

[Disclaimer: This satire is purely a work of fiction, a whimsical take on the journey to recovery. The characters and events within are invented, and any similarities to real persons or occurrences are entirely coincidental.] In the leafy lanes of Norwood, a suburb...
The Last Hurrah: Sobriety’s Bittersweet Triumph

The Last Hurrah: Sobriety’s Bittersweet Triumph

by MyRehab Wordpress | Feb 5, 2024 | Rehab Ruminations: A Parodic Peak into Rehab Realities

Once upon an unremarkable day, in a town where the air carried whispers of endless possibilities and the pungent smell of the brewery, lived a man named Johan. With sunken eyes that held the memories of a thousand raucous nights, he made the pledge—one of Herculean...
The Unsent Letters from a Johannesburg Rehab

The Unsent Letters from a Johannesburg Rehab

by MyRehab Wordpress | Feb 3, 2024 | Rehab Ruminations: A Parodic Peak into Rehab Realities

The story you are about to read is a work of fiction, a mosaic of truths and fabrications. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental or intended for narrative flourish. Dear L, The irony is rich, isn’t it? That I sit here in a...
Leaning on Love: Family Roles in Rehab Recovery around SA

Leaning on Love: Family Roles in Rehab Recovery around SA

by MyRehab Wordpress | Jan 27, 2024 | Rehab Ruminations: A Parodic Peak into Rehab Realities

Dear Hendrik, Once upon an East Rand morning in a bubble of Johannesburg suburban bliss, I find myself entangled in thoughts akin to a Dickens tale of moral comeuppance, where I, the doting matriarch, must unveil truths as stark as a Kafkaesque revelation. And yet,...
From Frosty Fumbles to Festive Fresh Starts: The South African Rehab Season

From Frosty Fumbles to Festive Fresh Starts: The South African Rehab Season

by MyRehab Wordpress | Jan 21, 2024 | Letters to T, Rehab Ruminations: A Parodic Peak into Rehab Realities

Dear reader—yes, I’m talking to you, sneaking a peek into this carefully typed confession meant for T—kudos for bypassing the usual spam of “find the best drug rehab in Gauteng!” But stay awhile, for here is a tale spun from the yarns of the season,...
Drug Rehab in Johannesburg – Transform Your Life with MyRehab

Drug Rehab in Johannesburg – Transform Your Life with MyRehab

by MyRehab Wordpress | Jan 17, 2024 | Rehab Ruminations: A Parodic Peak into Rehab Realities

[Disclaimer: The following story is a work of fiction and is presented in a satirical, symbolic manner for the purpose of thought and discussion.] Once upon a time in the year of our Lord two-thousand-and-something, under the wide blue skies of Gauteng, not twenty...
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